Fresh off the heels of a SO BAD ITS GOOD horror movie from last week! We delve back into some weirder waters of Blood Diner (1987). The semi official but not so similar Blood Feast 2 film that you always wanted to see? And when you do FEAST your eyes on it will you succumb to the powers of SHEETAR! WE did... and her teeth were so pretty. A story about 2 boys who grew up studying the Egyptian art of cannibalism & magic run a famous veggie restaurant on the corner of Hollywood Blvd and death. They are hacking up customers who sign up for their mailer to create the perfect franken SHEETAR! Will they succeed or will the jealous competition find out what they are up to and stop them. It's all here in one WEIRD... episode. JOIN US!
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For some strange reason we decided to take on the rest of the SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK franchise. Someone had to do it! They HAD to COME back… Right? We are the hero's to take on the quest and come out the other end with some jokes & some trivia that would make any horror fan happy. First Christina tells you about her viral moment online which is a fun story. Then we dive into our review of SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK AGAIN (1996) about a whole new set of Greaser Demons (well sorta) who COME BACK ... Again... For revenge! Only this time much more gory and fun. Then we take on SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK FOR MORE (1998) where it takes the story to Antarctica? Yeah... This one is all over the place and we have a lot to say about it and the franchise! SO JOIN US!
This week we picked up a few Stephen King stories turned into movies to review. One of the movies will start the franchise for next weeks episode that will finish it too! We kick it off with Graveyard Shift (1990) which stars Stephen Macht & Brad Dourif in this tale of bad bosses, working late & creatures that kill. A group of workers at a textile mill are put to work in the basement and are killed off by something creepy. Then we watched and review SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK (1991) about a boy who's older brother pays the ultimate price with some greasers by a train when they were kids. Upon returning to his home town as a teacher memories and the dead start appearing to pick off his class.. Can he stop these greasers once again? Or will they take him & his family with them? We pack it full of trivia about the movie and a few of our thoughts on Stephen King & some of his movies. Even which book would be a great TV show. All in this weeks episode. JOIN US!
Well, it's Valentines Week and we just had the Super Bowl. Apparently I heard Taylor Swift Won? In other news... we have 2 films for you and your Valentine or just yourself to enjoy! That's right we watched and reviewed (with loads of trivia) 2 holiday films for the occasion. Starting with MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981) a slasher with a pick axe that kills when you celebrate the holiday with your friends. Especially since he was trapped in a mine for 6 weeks feeding on his friends. HOW DARE YOU! Then we take on a late comer to the Teen Scream slashers of the 90s with VALENTINE (2001). From the director of Urban Legends Jamie Blanks. This one stars an all star WB cast that will blow your mind with not only their looks but the insufferable dialogue and characters in this log of a slasher. We talk about why it was made, and why we tortured ourselves to watch it again. This episode is for lovers and if you don't have one. Give us some love by sharing the episode with someone you hate. JOIN US!
We have a special guest on this week! Geralt of Rivia! Well.. not really... It's Patrick one of our old Co-Hosts but he dressed up like him for the show. Christina had to take care of somethings so Patrick is filling in to let Alex go unchecked with his terrible sense of humor. Will BTV get canceled this week? Find out. Patrick lets us know his terrific parenting skills and what movies you are a bad person for liking. While we review 2 movies for Thanksgiving. THE MANITOU (1978) About a woman with a tumor on her back that grows into a Native Shaman God and falls off eventually to find they are in love.. and go to elope in Barbados. Then we watched and review PREY (2022) Where an Alien crash lands into the Americas pre United States and discovers that the female version of John Wick is about to teach it a lesson. It's all here in this one big episode made of love and horror. From your friends at Beyond the VOID... JOIN US!
One week before we hit Halloween month! Are you guys ready for a good week and an even better Halloween month!? This week we are gonna get started with some evil before the fun begins. That's right we watched and review 2 evil movies. We also give a shout out to a recent supporter and discuss this weeks preparing of VOIDTOBER! Then we jump into our evil flicks starting with MESSIAH OF EVIL (1973). Which is about a woman looking for her father but when she arrives to the town the town is overrun with strange people acting very oddly. She teams up with some random strangers to track her father down as a blood moon is about to shine on this Lovecraftian story. Then we review FEAR NO EVIL (1981). A film by Frank LaLoggia (his first in fact) about a young man named Andrew in High School who is the Antichrist. Can 2 reborn Angels wake up and save the world from Satan before everyone starts bleeding from the head? This week is pretty evil guys. JOIN US!
It's Pride Month! So we picked a couple of Queer Friendly Horror Films by Writer/Director Ron Oliver who made a few horror movies we wanted to talk about this week! HELLO MARY LOU Prom Night 2 (1987) & Prom Night 3 The Last Kiss (1990). One he directed and both that he wrote. One of the two is Alex's favorite movie of recent times. This is Christina's first time watching them. About a girl from the 50s who was bound for hell and was accidentally burned alive on Prom Night and has come to the future to exact he revenge on the school and her past friends. Both of these movies pay heavy homages to some of the great slashers of the 80's and we discuss a lot about Ron Oliver's life and both of his movies. JOIN US!
Well we continue our viewing and reviewing journey this week with a couple of Italian made US shot horror movies that involve animals, colleges and 1988. First we dive into the Zombie Franchise from Italy with ZOMBIE 5: Killing Birds (1988) about a group of college kids who are studying a rare bird and suddenly are plagued with zombies in a Lousiana mansion. "But what about the birds guys!?" We solve the mystery. Then it's time to review PRIMAL RAGE (1988) Years before the monkeys turned a group of activists into rage induced zombies in the UK. There was this film from the 80's they possibly stole the idea from. Only this is much more silly and ridiculous. A film that's totally 80's with a theme song, Baboons, Happy Sick Jocks, Masks a plenty and fantastic dialogue to make all your 80's dreams come true. JOIN US! As we dive into some films that you might want to sink your teeth into.
This week we dug deep for horror fans that like to dig the deepest and find the weirdest and sometimes the most inspiring movies of the bunch. We are talking SOV or Shoestring backyard budget horror films. Ones that even caught the ire of the Video nasties list in England. Ones that have Zombies in dream sequences and so much more. These are the GET OUT THERE AND MAKE A DANG MOVIE type of movies from the 80's. We kick it off with SUFFER LITTLE CHILDREN (1983) which is a movie that an entire kids drama class made with a guy who used to be a rock star promoter in the UK! It about a mute demonic girl that causes an entire orphanage to go crazy and attack everyone. Then we review the movie The Soultangler (1987) which is actually shot on 16mm but on very low budget and shot in a week! About a mad scientist who has developed a drug that can transcend reality and let you jump between bodies of the living or the dead. A movie that has some of the FX from Street Trash! JOIN US!
Alex's Birthday Episode is off to a wonderful start although he may not be too happy about it. If you are seeing this please give this episode a share, like, retweet or review! We celebrate Alex's revolution around the sun with two movies he saw growing up. ONE of these he remembers better as a kid and two of these Christina hasn't seen! We review NINJA 3 The DOMINATION (1984) about an aerobics instructor that is possessed by the dark spirit of an evil ninja that wants to exact his revenge on every officer he gunned him down. She battles with love and bullets in a 80's showdown in Los Angeles! Then we take on HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN (1988) Where the famous wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper plays Sam Hell in the apocalypse where women run the military and mutant frogs run the outlands. It's up to Sam Hell to procreate with the surviving women of earth and fight off the mutant frog people to bring back humanity. It's all here in one big Birthday Episode! JOIN US!
This week we have a special guest all the way from Uranus. The Starship aka Nyq Bonaventura. Also known as one of Alex's best friends and great debaters. Some call him a Master Debater of the Universe and beyond. We just call him Nyq and he's a fan of a movie that he and Alex break down together. TERRIFIER 2 (2022) "After being resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to the timid town of Miles County where he targets a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night." That's right Alex finally was backed into a corner by Nyq to not only watch it once but 2 times to see why he liked or disliked the movie. They both talk in depth about the movies up and downs in this audio orgasmic soundscape that will definitely blow you mind into another universe and out it's back side. Be prepared for a long talk about both of their opinions on this one.
Happy Halloween Everyone! VOIDTOBER ENDS! Oh no... That's right it ends just as Halloween kicks off tonight for all the spooky stuff. That's alright Christina and Alex watched KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE (1988) to get you in the spirit. That's right the cult movie that has grown over the past few decades into a huge success that for some reason we never got to see a sequel on. We talk about the movie, the trivia on it, the legacy & why we never got a sequel despite the movie growing in popularity over the years. Why is that? Find out in our episode! Help us celebrate VOIDTOBER ONE LAST TIME! Join Us!
Voidtober: The Return of your favorite podcast idiots. This week we continue Voidtober with 2 movies that were the 2nd sequels in their respective franchises that took about a decade to come out. That's right we review The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986). Where the family returns for some good ol human chili and wreak havoc in Texas once more a decade later. We talk about how different this one was from the first entry. Then we take on Phantasm 2 (1988) which came out a few years later in a completely different styled film about the Tall Man and friends returning to the world of the living to take out multiple towns, but he isn't alone. Reggie & Mike are hot on the Tall Mans heels to stop him and his evil once and for all. Both movies we review and spill our favorite trivia about both the films! JOIN US!
Voidtober LIVES! We continue our BTV Halloween with VOIDTOBER with a few movies that might tickle your murder bones. Starting with a Italian/Mexican horror movie that definitely IS NOT Zombies, but many have considered the first FAST MOVING Zombies in horror. Tarantino and Roth have loved this film but is it all that? NIGHTMARE CITY (1980) Tells the tale of a what happens when a nuclear power plant changes people into blood thirsty hairy scabs who wield weapons and a mouth full of teeth. After reviewing that masterpiece we move on to the reboot of Evil Dead. Where a new group of kids go to help their friend kick a bad heroin addiction but find she's possessed by an ancient evil. One of the more brutal remakes of horror. See what we thought about it compared to the older films and even the TV show. We get in deep for both films and talk about trivia too! Jokes a plenty. JOIN US this week to continue the VOIDTOBER MONTH!
WE DID IT! We have made it to our 6 year ANNIVERSARY! So many episodes. So many horror movies. So many laughs and we picked 2 bloody action films. lol. Hey.. look... We do what we do and we do it because of you guys! SO THANK YOU! Anyways. This week we picked 2 bloody action films to celebrate our 6 yrs. DEADBEAT AT DAWN (1988) about a gang leader who leaves his gang for love and his GF is brutally murdered to bring him back into the fold. He's back for revenge. Then we take on the Action Spoof movie that you may have never heard of but NEED to see. It's LETHAL FORCE (2001) about 2 best friends one a killer and one a best friend that gets forced to double cross his buddy by kidnapping his family. It all comes to a hilarious bloody end in this homemade action spoof. All in this weeks episode. Loads of FUN, Loads of Action and LOADS of Laughs. JOIN US!
We got some gifties in the mail! Bloody Japanese Movie Style Gifties? Yep. This week we dip into absurd gore films from Japan. First we review the movie that started it all Meatball Machine (2005) about alien parasites that takeover peoples bodies and battle it out like some Necroborg Battlers that tear each other apart. Then onto Tokyo Gore Police (2008) about a woman who is following in her fathers footsteps as a legendary police officer. Only its the future and cops have been privatized and there’s new mutant criminals on the loose that can mutate into freakish killing machines that don't die. Can she put an end to it when she becomes one of them? Find out. Big thanks to Rion one of our listeners who donated the movies. JOIN US for a fun episode of GRUE!
We return from our 4th of July Break with a couple of 70s films the will Bug the crap out of you and make you Squirm. That's right the 70's was a time when the US was actually worried about the earth exacting it's revenge on us by subjecting us to killer nature. So this week we review BUG (1975) about an earthquake that unleashes a new breed of bug that starts fires and feeds on us. Then we review SQUIRM (1976) Where a storm knocks down a power grid and electrifies the ground so bad that blood worms become ravenous flesh eating terrors. Both these movies are PG too and they got away with a lot back then. We break them down and give you loads of fun trivia about the movies. JOIN US!
We are itching for some weird movies this week. Movies of the Mosquito variety. So we picked MOSQUITO (1994) & Mosquito Man (2005) to watch and review. Boy oh Boy did these Mosquito's SUCK! Sorry.. I know it's a bad joke, but we only get so many times to say it. The first movie is a gore filled homegrown horror movie that has a bug problem. Mosquitos have taken over a town and it's up to a group of strangers to save the world. Then in Mosquito Man ... Corin Nemec stars as a detective who finds out a serial killer he captured is now a giant bug and his GF is involved with it.... phewwww.. NOT LIKE THAT!! But surely weird enough for you guys. JOIN US this week!
This week on BTV we get into some sexy erotic beast lady films. That's right it's two movies with lady's that have an appetite for BLOOD. We kick it off with CAT PEOPLE (1982) about a woman reuniting with her brother and her past. She soon finds out that she is changing into a panther beast out for sex and blood. Then we dive into a review of INNOCENT BLOOD (1992) Where a female vampire is hunting mob bosses in the city to satiate her conscious and her desires. When she bites the wrong guy things get much worse. Starring Robert Loggia. Alex declares his love of him and many other things. Christina is not amused. JOIN US! for a brand new episode!
The power of the P! That's right this week we dip into some weird ones from the 80's AND the 90's. Seems to be the going rate as of late. This week it's with reviews of PIN (1988) where a family has an Anatomical Medical Doll that is a big part of the family. When the Doctor father and Mother accidentally die with the doll... things start to get really creepy. The Son and the Daughter experience what might be a living doll. Then we move on to a popular film that has a lot of cult followers for it. POPCORN (1991). Where a closed theater is reopened to start a horror movie 3D marathon in the likes of the 50's shocko-rama style. The kids who open it watch a cursed film and suddenly they are thrust into a dark world of disguises and murder. Will they survive? Will we? JOIN US for some fun reviews!